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MMDA pink danger sign parody

1. Bob: “Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya ..”

2. Bob: “Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.”

3. Bob: “Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.”

4. Bob: “Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”

5. Bob: “Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin .”

6. Bob: “Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din .”

7. Bob: “Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.”

8. Bob: “Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.

9. Bob: “Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang.”

10. Bob: “Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.”

11.Bob: “Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.”

12. Bob: “Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka.”

13. Bob: “Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority.”

14. Bob: “Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya.”

15. Bob: “Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo.”

16. Bob: “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala ”

17. Bob: “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan”

18. Bob: “Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi
IKAW
mismo!”

19. Bob: “Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal…nakakatakot mahulog…at kapag nahulog ka,
it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka..

(Sorry, boys!)

Text by CZARINA NICOLE O. ONG, JACKY LYNNE A. OIGA, PAM BROOKE A. CASIN, and MITCH M. ARCEO

E verybody has probably heard of the popular book-turned-movie He’s Just Not Into You, a life-altering eye-opener for girls who often make excuses for men they like.

Maybe he’s busy, or maybe he is going through a rough time. These are just some of the excuses women make to compensate feelings of disappointment when the men they like don’t call them. Truth of the matter is, he’s not busy, and it’s just that he doesn’t like you enough to call you. And he’s not going through a rough time; rather, he is just saying that so you won’t bug him anymore.
But men aren’t the only devils when it comes to the dating game. Women, too, have subjected men to much confusion. To spare clueless males from endless wondering and useless hope, here are a few instances from the book He’s Just Not that Into You that we’ve modified into a woman’s point of view.

THE “MAYBE SHE FORGOT TO REMEMBER ME” EXCUSE

If she adores you or is considering the great potential of you being together in the future, a woman will most likely remember you from the time you were introduced up until she doesn’t need you anymore or until she’s met a new one, that is.

Men have to face it that women don’t easily forget things and that even the littlest of details matter to them. Heck, why do you think women harass their partners when the latter forgets significant dates like birthdays and anniversaries, and specific memories that are too good

and overly romantic to overlook?

Having good memory is one of women’s prized possessions. So if you think she has forgotten to text you or call you, well, friends, that is because she went on selective-memory mode and purposely forgot why you were supposed to be getting to know each other in the first place.

Women can be cruel like that. They could chuck you into their virtual trashcan lest you sounded really cool and intellectual to talk to, unless you are an interesting character they want to really spend time with, or except when you are too memorable (read: hot and handsome) to be discarded.

Excuse yourself with this excuse and start moving on. A caveat: if a woman really is into you, she will make it a point to remember you all the days of her life.

THE “BUT SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER” EXCUSE

You asked for her number, and she gave it to you. A couple of times you called her, but her excuse was that she’s so busy, and she didn’t have the time to answer your calls.

Don’t believe her. She’s lying through her teeth. The only time she is not lying about this is when she answers your call the next time around or she makes the effort to make up for missing your calls.

Even if she is busy, a girl who likes you will answer your call and say, “It’s so nice to hear from you, but I’m so caught up with work today, would you mind giving me a ring at 8 tonight?” She would let you know when is the right time to call. You would notice at once the enthusiasm in her voice, and the regret for not having the time to properly talk to you.

THE “MAYBE SHE WANTS TO TAKE IT SLOW” EXCUSE

The problem with men is that they always assume the wrong things.

If you’ve asked a woman to be your girlfriend and she turned you down almost immediately, that only means one thing: she doesn’t like you a bit. A woman hardly turns down a man she really fancies. At some point, a woman may even take things into another level and shift gears just because she wants her man badly.

It is odd, therefore, when a guy thinks the woman of her dreams just wants to take things slow. But don’t fret just yet. Maybe your paramour-to-be just really wants to keep a healthy pace. She may also be considering how you deal with your cards.

So before you withdraw from battle, know how your woman plays the game. Maybe she doesn’t like you enough to be her beau, or she just wants to like you by taking it slow. For instant results and if you want to be spared: if she likes you, she will take action and if she wants you to be hers, she will hardly hesitate.

THE “MAYBE SHE’S INTIMIDATED BY ME” EXCUSE

Unless you’re undoubtedly sure that you possess the true embodiment of male hotness — then never, ever delude yourself into believing this excuse.

Do remember that there’s a thin line that separates intimidating from creepy and there’s an even thinner line between charming and obnoxious. If you feel that a woman is acting all weird and anxious around you, please don’t go on thinking that she’s intimidated by your mere glorious presence because believe us, she’s not.

Maybe you’re overly fervent mood scares her off or maybe she’s just not interested. There’s nothing more annoying than a guy’s unwarranted enthusiasm. Her aloofness — for all you know — is an act of kindness; don’t wait until she files a restraining order.

THE “MAYBE SHE DOESN’T WANT TO RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP” EXCUSE

Some guys befriend a girl with the intention of courting her when they become good friends. While some people have proven this tactic effective, that may not always be the case. When you have been friends for a long time, there’s no telling if she’ll ever see you in another light. So if you fall in love with a friend, there is a risk that your friendship may be thrown into the trash bin.

If by chance, you’re one of the conventional guys who opt to confess through letters (or e-mail), you have to remember this: if she doesn’t reply in a week or two, it only means one thing. She’s just not that into you.

You may delude yourself into thinking that maybe she hasn’t checked her mail yet or maybe she just doesn’t want to ruin the friendship. But here’s the thing, if she likes you, no one or nothing can stop her from saying that she feels the same way.

Wake up and taste the bitter truth. It really gets annoying when our best guy friend (whom we are not attracted to, for that matter) suddenly blurts out his feelings and expects us to love him in return. We love you but if our hearts don’t skip a beat with just a mere smile from you, or if we don’t even get nervous in your presence, then you are just a friend and will always be just a good friend.

GIRL: BFF! - BOY: BFF?

Illustrated by: Ms. P (Princess, Pretty, Paris, Papansin, lol)

I love books, music, clothes, and fine food; but with all this fondness for the good things of life, I innate elegance that makes me dislike frivolities and foolish talk.

I like communicating and like interesting conversations, although the conversation already becomes repetitive and my attention soon wander. It is almost impossible to fix my attention for long talking about the weather.

I prefer to focus on new interesting unusual ideas and intelligent discussion in general.

I have a special feeling that enables me to judge situations correctly and so I am alert to new possibilities and when I have an idea of what to and how to do it, I pursue it persistently and energetically. Self-confident. So usually I don’t bother listening to someone else’s opinion. But this side of my character has also a negative load. Refusing to listen to constructive advice, that cause me into needless trouble. Although it is difficult for me to take advice, I’m patient with others when it comes to giving a hand of help. When facing with a dilemma, as a rule just acting with speed and conviction, as long as I believe intensely in what I can do and rarely waste time or energy on projects that lack in good potential.

I always believed that it is important to remember that life is not all work and competition. Perfectly I know how to wind down and relax when such opportunity arises. This type of my personality often gives me a protective and caring friends. However, anger can be quickly aroused, and I will soon get back if there is a suspicion that someone has taken advantage my trust or someone hurts those close to me. ..

A Great BF!

1) Will always make time for you.

2) Respect all your ideas and decisions.

3) Talk to you about serious stuff.

4) Treat your friends really well.

5) Let you make up your own mind.

6) Comfort you when you really need someone.

7) Always remember special days.

Ocassionaly do something really romantic.

9) Love you for who you are and often tell you that!

10) Know when to say s0rry when you fOught!

I’m lost again! I don’t know the direction.. Feel so cOld X(

ano na bang ginagawa ko sa buhay ko..!? asAr!!!

"Life without you is like a broken pencil; there is no point!"

Love is Trust..that’s the leSson I’ve learned today

Feel the spirit of love,
It is floating everywhere,
Carried far by the wind,
None other can compare.

Sooner or later it finds you,
Love tearing at your heart,
For one reason or another,
You’ll feel it at the very start.

It makes your heart sing,
Where ever you may go,
Guiding your every step,
Setting your day aglow.

The spirit of abundant love,
Makes the world go round,
Unfortunately at times it fails.
Beware when it lets you down.

The spirit of true love,
Is so very reliably strong,
If you believe in it’s powers,
It will always rebound.

An Almost Impossible Mission

The thought, as an airplane, plows through the waves of
my mind.  The future hovers around me with uncertainty.  I can’t
find anything secure to hold onto among the many plans.  There are
numerous opportunities.  You showed up in my bleak existence at a
time when I was attempting to fit my plans into some kind of a future.
My soul was vacant and you seem to have filled that vacuum.  Perhaps
there are things whose mere existence is to complement something.
It is possible that everything that exists has its own perfect match.
Our meeting is the wonder of coincidence.  My attempt may be likened
to that of the scientists who sent up the Voyager in the hopes of a chance
that someone at some time will discover its existence.  How minute
the chance that it will go in just the right direction where some other
life form will discover it and having done so is able to decipher its message.
Looking at it from this distance even a hundredth of a millimeter’s worth
of misjudgment could mean a fatal error.  Those who sacrificed to
make this expedition possible had enormous faith.

I was lead by similar hope when I turned to the world
wide web, giving myself at least the chance to have faith.  Then when
you did step into my life it inspired tremendous stirring thoughts and
feelings.  Thoughts about what a hurdle such a distance between us
could mean, and whether or not you were truly my complement.  The
latter was confirmed in me instinctively as we spent more time talking
and corresponding.  To me this was frightening as I’ve never had such
thoughts regarding anyone else.  It is strange that at such a distance
you feel so near.  It is as though the nearness of two souls could
bridge the distance.  There is nothing I could compare this feeling
to.  I am anticipating the near future with excitement and expectation.
I longing to see, hear and feel the nearness of the person who could inspire
such feelings within me from the unknown.

Thoughts such as these are my daily companions that make
my days a little more difficult.  Fortunately I don’t need to make
any decisions nor do I see any reason to make any plans ahead of time.
I trust my instincts and allow my emotions to carry me along as I await
with excitement the beginning of our first day together.  I don’t
know whether or not we could speak of love, but I do think of you often.
A warm feeling fills my entire inside and excitement mounts long before
I pick up the phone to call you.  By the time I reach for the phone
to dial my entire body trembles.  But it is not the same as trembling
out of fright, or that of an alcoholic in need of a drink, but rather a
stirring excitement from within that I feel.  I make an attempt to
bring it under control before I dial as I think of what to say so I will
not make any mistakes.  Once I hear your ‘hello’ on the other end
everything goes smoothly and almost automatically.  So far, so good
– at least I think it is.  It is this inner trembling that makes things
so frightening.  It is so much like being in love, but I’ve never
experienced such a feeling without actually having met someone.  I
don’t know, only time will tell if this is possible although the hope is
built into our conversations and the events.

Perhaps the only thing to add is that I am hopefully looking
ahead, awaiting the moment when time will prove my thoughts.  Until
then I am hoping that my personal Apollo mission is on the right track.